|Genkibowl VII coming January 17th!|
We've been slowly preparing all of our citizens of Steelport for the opening to Genkibowl VII. You've known that we pre-patched the game. You know the achievements/trophies. Well now it's time to finally find out what Genkibowl VII will be bringing to the city of Steelport.
It is known by many names: “The greatest specatacle in sports," “The most dangerous game,” and “Holy [redacted] I can’t [redacted] believe I [redacted] [redacted].” It is the one, the only, Genkibowl VII!!
A genius in entertainment and mayhem, the man-cat Professor Genki has put together the most watched game show event on TV, Genkibowl VII. But every game show needs a star contestant, and Professor Genki has chosen the leader of the Saints. With the Saints’ reputation for excessive murder and carnage, Steelport’s own Zach and Bobby (of Murderbrawl fame) will give the play-by-play commentary with their newest colleague, Tammy Tolliver.
As a special surprise, the Professor has allowed his very own Genki Girls to theme the new games after themselves. Sail through the skies with Sad Panda Skyblazing. Fight through dark, shark-infested jungles in Angry Tiger’s Apocalypse Genki. And crush your way to victory in Sexy Kitten Yarngasm. But don’t forget to help Professor Genki maintain his excitement before any public appearances in Super Ethical PR Opportunity.
Available for download on January 17th on Xbox Live, PlayStation Network and Steam, GenkiBowl VII will feature such mind-bending games as Sexy Kitten Yarngasm, Sad Panda Skyblazing, Apocolypse Genki, and Super Ethical PR Opportunity. The first downloadable mission pack for Saints Row: The Third, Genkibowl VII is included with the Saints Row Season Pass, and promises to mostly if not completely blow your mind. For this is Genkibowl: Where ridiculous happens.